Top 10 Things not to do to Riley

10:    Eat without him

09:    Comment on his buttons bulging on his shirts

08:    Put stuff about him on internet    

07:    Whip him in basketball

06:    Turn heat on in his car in the summer time

05:    Make songs up about him

04:    Cup of water fall off door onto head

03:    Put Barbells in bed

02:    Put rubber snake in bed

01:    Run mop handle through mail slot in door