03/26/01: Timeline initiated

03/27/01: Boothby spills most of our stew down his leg

03/29/01: Mike Perry gets his Lt. promotion call

04/14/01: Coughlin trashes his Cobra Mustang Bumper

04/15/01: Lt. Rick Thomas retires (E5-A)

04/21/01: Gary Gallo takes his truck through car wash with turnout gear in back

04/23/01: Class #81 begins

05/01/01: Lt. Pillsbury gets his promotion call for Battalion Chief

05/02/01: Lt. Forrest sees the "light"

05/18/01: Lt. Bradford reviews 2nd Alarm SOP Hi-Rise procedures

07/22/01: J.D. goes for 'cold drinks'

07/24/01: John Taylor ALMOST gets qualified

07/31/01: Honest Joe get's 'double secret probation'

08/09/01: Katrina Drewry fries rubber snake for breakfast

08/13/01: Snorkel 13 welcomes Andy Bouche to the 7's

08/20/01: John Taylor gets qualified

08/29/01: E-40 welcomes Honest Joe and Frank Busby

09/07/01: MFD.com gets 25,000th hit

09/11/01: TNTF1 departs for Washington D.C.

09/20/01: TNTF1 Returns

09/23/01: Katrina gets qualified on the 'little ladder'

09/25/01: Lt. Cooperwood buys the station $98 worth of avocados

10/00/01: Kimo pumps his first fire at Public Eye

10/00/01: Truckie Dan Harris gets nozzle for first time in forever at Public Eye

10/00/01: Public Eye Restaurant burns down (coincidence?)

10/19/01: Rene McCullough's chicken truck overturns

10/29/01: Lt. Hudnall buys $98 worth of cheese ( coincidence? )

11/05/01: Class #82 Begins

11/09/01: Colin Burress gets assigned to the 50's

11/24/01: Memphisfire.com gets 30,000th hit

01/04/02: 7s welcomes back Bubba Atkinson

01/11/02: Troutman learns to keep his fingers out of rungs while lowering aerial

01/20/02: Dan Griffith talks to Peter Pan

02/08/02: Memphisfire.com gets 35,000 hit

02/08/02: Joe Fred finds a 3' snowball

03/12/02: Lt. Forrest gets promoted to B/C

03/31/02: Dan Griffith washes hands with KY Jelly

05/01/02: Memphis annexes Countrywood and Hwy 64

05/15/02: Frankie G. Busby temporary appointed crash test dummy for new unit#16

06/05/02: Memphisfire.net gets 40,000 hit

06/18/02: Joe Fred tries to put a chip in the teflon

PANAMA CITY BEACH TIMELINE

07/02/02: Leave for Panama City Beach

07/03/02: Charles Oliver gets electrocuted by Television

07/03/02: Charles Oliver drinks beer full of soap

07/03/02: Waitress puts booster seat in Shane's chair

07/03/02: Charles & Gish drink maragritas with sand (or Alum)

07/03/02: Coughlin kicks sand in Gish's face, Gish returns the favor

07/04/02: Coughlin drinks alum laced tea at spinnaker's

07/04/02: Ketchup top falls off in Coughlin's fries

07/04/02: Coughlin denies Honest Joe driving privileges of Mustang

07/15/02: Jim Meriwether visits the 40's

07/19/02: Terry Lee falls into sticker bush

07/21/02: Dan Harris' NFA Timeline

07/26/02: Honest Joe gets blasted by Jet Engine

09/20/02: Memphisfire.net gets 45,000 hit

09/23/02: Class #83 Begins

00/00/02: Roger Mathisen makes Division Chief

10/10/02: TIMELINE New York

10/15/02: Units 21 & 22 go full-time

11/06/02: Units 23, 24 & 25 go full-time

11/08/02: Shane breaks up Class 83 BlueGrass Revival

11/24/02: Memphisfire.net gets 50,000 hit (Shannon Murphree 23:20)

12/05/02: Paramedic with 18mos on job gets assigned to E33/U19-B   ( Go figure... )

12/20/02: David Franks spends $170 on 2 steaks and mashed potatoes

01/11/03: Memphisfire.net gets 55,000 hit (James Orr)

01/22/03: Chris Kidd-1st out of Class 83 to get qualified (E-7)

02/22/03: Memphisfire.net gets 60,000 hits

03/17/03: NYC 2003 Timeline

03/30/03: KenJohn get's lost in cave

04/02/03: Lochbihler clears the back 40, calls it training

04/04/03: Lochbihler get's part-time gig at Maxi-Foods

04/04/03: Memphisfire.net gets 65,000 hits

04/11/03: Dep. Director Mosby defers his retirement ceremony

05/03/03: Pardue caters Krystals to the units at the MED

05/16/03: Memphisfire.net gets 70,000 hits

06/16/03: Memphisfire.net gets 75,000 hits

06/17/03: Memphisfire.net gets 80,000 hits

06/19/03: Memphisfire.net gets 85,000 hits

07/01/03: Frankie Bennett roast's biscuit for breakfast

07/10/03: Memphisfire.net gets 90,000 hits

07/14/03: Charlie Pardue retires (1968 - 2003)

07/15/03: Charlie Pardue gets Rooty-Tooty Fresh & Fruity

07/24/03: David Langley E-14B (Probie Class 83) makes his 30th Structure Fire

07/31/03: Easy Rider's head out to the Black Hill's of South Dakota

08/01/03: O'keefe meets Sioux City Sue

08/10/03: Memphisfire.net gets 95,000 hits

08/11/03: Class #84 Begins

09/08/03: Memphisfire.net gets 100,000 hits

09/10/03: New Sta. 44 opens

09/22/03: 47s welcomes Honest Joe

09/25/03: David Langley wrecks unit 1st day off probation

10/10/03: B/C Putt brings in overtime spam

10/19/03: Lt.'s Childress and Barker start doing 12 / 12

10/23/03: Terry Oldam get's bathroom as airplane seat assignment

10/23/03: Curtis get's a mojo put on his Burrito

10/28/03: Country get's 72, says he would do it again...

11/07/03: Memphisfire.net gets 110,000 hits

11/13/03: Channel 5 News tries to put a chip in the teflon

11/19/03: Lyle Lovett meets Joe & Paige

11/20/03: Honest Joe meets "Little" Enos Burdette

11/25/03: Horvath makes the cut

03/14/04: MFD.net gets 140,000 hit

03/15/04: NYC 2004 Timeline

04/07/04: Mayor nominates Richard Arwood for Fire Director

04/25/04: Lt. BB Barker reaches the end of the internet, computer blows up.

04/27/04: Craig Jones takes a "dip" of All-Spice, reminds him of pumpkin pie.

05/03/04: D/C Donald Kuhn appointed Interim Deputy Chief of Emergency Operations

05/06/04: MFD.net gets 150,000 hit

05/13/04: Ryan Jones opens Pop-A-Lock franchise at 2am.

06/09/04: Jason Stuart receives message from Breault to pick him up some snuff and bring it to the 15's.

06/11/04: Stuart complies ( I was told not to ask )

07/01/04: Sweet Erin crowns Joe with the scales of justice

07/01/04: MFD.net gets 160,000 hit

08/17/04: MFD.net gets 170,000 hit

08/25/04: Little Stevie Breault finally makes it back to Engine 13, organizes a fishing trip,
                   then cancels it to work overtime. It's still all about ME!

08/27/04: MFD overrules US Supreme Court, determines 1st ammendment unconstitutional.

09/05/04: MFD Unit 27 responds to Collierville Town Square (for a kid that swallowed a penny)

09/16/04: Lt. Childress gets called for excessive celebration by "assisted living" resident,
15 yard penalty from the spot of the foul, 1st down.

09/24/04: Henry Posey makes D/C, Pillsbury is on deck.

10/02/04: MFD.net gets 180,000th hit

10/04/04: Marco Sykes gets gets caught in giant roach motel.

10/06/04: Maurice Jones eats 79 feet of Noodles.

10/11/04: FF Ross gets attacked by fire hydrant while driving Unit 7

10/15/04: Rodney Johnson gets close & personal with Bill Clinton